KEY: How to read the help pages (the notation it uses):
! — is the standard command prefix.
[...] — specifies an option/argument to the command (required).
<...> — specifies an optional option/argument to the command (not-required).
{a,b} — represents a choice between a either writing a or b in its place.
_ — represents the absence of a value at that particular place.
〈not impl.〉 — the command has not yet been implemented… please send a pull request :pleading_face:.
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- !help— Shows help messages.
- !help all— shows page of help for all commands.
- !help <help>— shows help on how to use the help command.
- !help key— shows how to read the help messages.
- !help source— shows information about the source code for this bot.
- !help [!command]— shows help on a certain command.
- !commands— Lists out all commands, but with no description. For descriptions, use- !help.
- !!— Expands into the previously issued command:
- !!@ [@user-name]— Expands into the previously issued command by that user.
- !!^— Expands into the previous message sent (this counts commands as being messages too, since they are).
- !!^@— Expands into the previously sent message by that user.
- !!{^,@,^@,_}<ordinal-number>— Works like all the- !!-commands, but with an index number to get the nth-to-last message.
- Example: !mock !!^@3 @Danny— Repeats what@Danny‘s 3rd-from-last message was back to him, but in a mocking way.
- Example: !! hello— Executes the command that had just been executed, but with an extra argument (namely:hello).
- !export— Exports current configuration, and saves it.
- !prefix [new]— Changes the prefix for sending this bot commands (default is- !). Can only be one (1) character/symbol/grapheme/rune long.
- !ping— Test the response-time/latency of the bot, by observing the time elapsed between the sending of this command, and the subsequent (one-word) response from the bot.
- !invite— Get an invite link (needs admin (- 8) permissions).
- !id <who>— Print ID of user, or self if no-one is specified.
- !get [accessor]— Get a runtime configuration variable, using JavaScript object dot-notation.
- !set [accessor] [json-value]— Set a value in the runtime JavaScript configuration object.
- !system— Get messages about current bot-status.
- !system status— Get brief information about current bot-status.
- !system channel— Get the currently set channel for receiving technical messages.
- !system channel [#channel-name]— Set the new system-info messages channel.
- !uptime— Display how long the bot has been running for.
- !clear #[number-of-messages] <@user-name>〈not impl.〉 — Clear a number of messages, from latest sent in the current channel. Will delete any recent messages, unless a specific username is provided, in which case it will only clear messages sent from that user.
- !alias— Manage aliases to commands:
- Have a look at the aliases list, for alternatives to long commands!
- !alias ![the-alias] ![the-command]— to add a new alias.
- !alias <ls>— lists all aliases numerically.
- !alias rm ![the-alias]— removes the alias by name.
- !alias rm #[alias-index]— removes the alias by a numerical index.
- !ignore〈not impl.〉 — What the bot should ignore:
- !ignore channel [#channel-name]— ignores everything in said channel.
- !ignore user [@user-name]— ignores everything that user says/does.
- !ignore user speech [@user-name]— ignores any non-commands given by that user.
- !ignore user commands [@user-name]— ignores all commands that user tries to use.
- !ignore user commands elevated [@user-name]— ignores all elevated/high-permissions commands that user tries to use.
- !ignore group ...— works exactly like ignore-user, but for groups instead.
- !ignore not ...— works exactly like all other ignore-commands, but does the opposite (toggles that rule ignore-rule on-off).
- !ignore whitelist [type] [@name]— Will exempt certain users or groups from any of the ignore-rules, ever. (- [type]is either- useror- group)
- !ignore <ls>— lists all ignore rules by type.
- !ignore rm [type] [@name]— clears all ignore rules for a certain type (types are:- user,- channelor- group).
- !respond— How the bot should respond to certain messages:
- !respond [match] [reply]— matches an expression said (using regular-expressions, i.e.- /regex/flags), and replies with a message.
- !respond <ls>— list all response rules numerically.
- !respond rm #[rule-index]— removes the response-rule by index.
- !reject— Deletes messages meeting certain patterns:
- !reject [match] <reply>— rejects certain messages, matching a regular-expression (specifying a reply is optional).
- !reject <ls>— numerically lists all rejection rules.
- !reject rm #[rule-index]— removes the rejection-rule specified by a numerical index.
- !trigger— Triggers a command on messages meeting certain patterns:
- !trigger [match] [!command]— runs a command when a message matching a regular-expression is seen.
- !trigger <ls>— numerically lists all trigger rules.
- !trigger rm #[rule-index]— removes the trigger-rule specified by a numerical index.
- !replace〈not impl.〉 — Bots currently do not have the ability to edit other users messages. We can only wait.
- !listen— Specify rules only to listen yo specific users:
- !listen [rule-type] #[rule-index] [...@username(s)]— Will cause rule at index- #rule-indexof certain- rule-type(either- respond,- reject,- replaceor- trigger) to only work on specified username(s).
- !cron— Run commands repeatedly based on some timer (look-up cron syntax for more info):
- !cron [minute] [hour] [day-of-month] [month] [day-of-week] ![command] <...>— runs a command (with or without arguments) repeatedly as specified by the schedule signature.
- !cron <ls>— lists all active cron-jobs numerically.
- !cron <clear>— clears all executed cron-jobs.
- !cron rm #[job-index]— removes a cron-job by index.
- !git— Information on commits and more of the bot’s Git repository:
- !git history <#number>— Gives latest commits to the repo, number defaults to 8.
- !git <latest>— Gets latest commit.
- !git contributors— List of contributors.
- !git breakdown— Breakdown of additions and deletions by contributors.
- !git stars— Get star count.
- !git watches— Get watch count.
- !git forks— Get fork count.
- !vc— Voice Chat commands:
- !vc [url]— Downloads and media at URL and adds it to the media queue.
- !vc join— Joins the voice channel you are in.
- !vc leave— Leaves the voice channel.
- !vc ls— Lists the media in the queue.
- !vc d [index]— Deletes media from queue at index.
- !vc i [index] [url]— Inserts media from URL at index.
- !vc play— Start playing media from the queue.
- !vc pause— Pause playback.
- !vc skip— Skip the current media, and proceed to next.
- !vc requeue— Clears the queue.
- !tts— Text To Speech (bot needs to have joined voice channel):
- !tts [sentence ...]— Say sentence.
- !choose [comma-separated-values]— Choose randomly from a list of items, separated by commas.
- !define [word]— Looks a word up in the Oxford English Dictionary.
- !urban [slang]— Looks up a piece of slang in the Urban Dictionary.
- !search [web-search-terms]— Performs a web-search and returns the most appropriate URL found.
- !image [image-search-terms]— Searches for images specified by the terms given, and sends a link to the most relevant one.
- !gif [gif-search-terms]〈not impl.〉 — Searches for and returns a GIF matching your search.
- !cat〈not impl.〉 — Pussycat pictures…
- !news [news-search-term]〈not impl.〉 — Sends you the most relevant news on the specified topic area.
- !youtube [youtube-search-terms]— Searches for and returns a relevant YouTube video.
- !wikipedia— Search through Wikipedia, returning the most relevant wiki-link.
- !translate <from-to> [phrase]— Translate a phrase from one language to another (if none specified, it will translate from- en(english) to the auto-detected language).
- !wolfram〈not impl.〉 — Query Wolfram|Alpha.
- !weather— Check the weather:
- !weather set [location]— sets your weather location.
- !weather <location>— gives you the weather in a certain location, if location is left blank, it will either give you the weather in the default location, or in the area you- setpreviously.
- !say [phrase]— Repeats what you told it to say.
- !milkies— In case you’re feeling thirsty…
- !cowsay <options> [phrase]— Make a cow say something, using Unix-like command-line arguments.
- !cowthink <options> [phrase]— Make a cow think something, using Unix-like command-line arguments.
- !figlet <options> [phrase]— Print text in ASCII format, using Unix-like command-line arguments.
- !roll <upper-bound>— Roll a dice, default upper bound is 6.
- !8ball— Ask a question, receive a response.
- !coin— Flip a coin.
- !flip— GET ANGRY! FLIP SOMETHING OVER!
- !summon [@user-name]— Summon someone to the server by making the bot poke them in their DMs about it.
- !mock [phrase]— Say something, bUt iN a MocKiNg WaY…
- !boomer [phrase]— Say something, but in the way your demented boomer uncle would write it on Facebook.
- !ship [@user-name] [@user-name]— Shows the love grade between two people.
- !kiss [@user-name]— Blow a kiss to someone you like!
- !suck [@user-name]— Suck on someones fingers uwu…
- !hug [@user-name]— Give someone a warm hug!
- !lick [@user-name]— Give someone a lickety lick!
- !slap [@user-name]— Slap someone hard in the face!
- !rim [@user-name]— Rim someones butthole!
- !purr [@user-name]— Purr at someone!
- !emojify [phrase]— Turn your text into discord-style emoji.
- !B [phrase]— Replace some elements of your text with a certain U+1F171.
- !uwu [phrase]— “uwuify” your text.
- !fortune— Brings you fortune.
- !motivation— Get a motivational quote (for when you’re feeling a lil down).
- !pat [@user-name]— Give someone a pat on the head.
- !emojis— Lists all the emojis on the server.
- !hangman <options>〈not impl.〉 — Hangman game to play with your friends.
- !code [!command]— Shows the source code of a certain command.
- !abbreviate [words]— Abbreviates a series of words into an initialism/acronym.
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Source Code & Bugs:
- !github— Get GitHub link. (https://github.com/Demonstrandum/Simp-O-Matic)
- !fork— Fork the repository and send me a pull-request for your patches. (https://github.com/Demonstrandum/Simp-O-Matic/fork)
- !issue— Spot a bug, have an issue or want to request a new feature? There’s a page for that. (https://github.com/Demonstrandum/Simp-O-Matic/issues)
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