uwu.ts (4382B)
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 84 85 86 87 88 89 90 91 92 93 94 95 96 97 98 99 100 101 102 103 104 105 106 107 108 109 110 111 112 113 114 115 116 117 118 119 120 121 122 123 124 125 126 127 128 129 130 131 132 133 134 135 136 137 138 139 140 141 142 143 144 145 146 | import { Message } from 'discord.js';
const EMOJIS = {
joyful: ["(* ^ ω ^)", " (o^▽^o)", " (≧◡≦)", " ☆⌒ヽ(*\"､^*)chu", " ( ˘⌣˘)♡(˘⌣˘ )", " xD"],
embarrassed: [" (⁄ ⁄>⁄ ▽ ⁄<⁄ ⁄)..", " (*^.^*)..,", "..,", ",,,", "... ", ".. ", " mmm.."],
confused: [" (o_O)?", " (°ロ°) !?", " (ーー;)?", " owo?"],
sparkles: [" *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ ", " ･ﾟﾟ･｡ ", " ♥♡♥ ", " uguu.., "]
};
const MAPPINGS = {
words: [
[/you(\'?)re/, 'ur'],
[/fuck/, 'fug'],
[/shit/, 'poopoo'],
[/asshole/, 'b-butthole'],
[/ass/, 'boi pussy'],
[/dad|father/, 'daddy'],
[/tbh/, 'desu'],
[/cute/, 'kawaii'],
[/bitch/, 'meanie']
],
letters: {
'l': [
[-2, 'le', 'll'],
[-3, 'les', 'lls'],
[/[lr]/g, 'w']
],
'r': [
[-2, 'er', 're'],
[-3, 'ers', 'res'],
[/r/g, 'w']
]
}
};
const MARKS = {
'.': ['joyful', 3],
'?': ['confused', 2],
'!': ['joyful', 2],
',': ['embarrassed', 3]
};
interface Scope {
message: Message;
args: string[];
}
export default (homescope: HomeScope) => {
const { message, args } : Scope = homescope;
if (args.length === 0 || args[0] === 'help') {
message.channel.send("OwO *notices text* What's this?");
return;
}
const uwuify = (word: string) => {
const tail = word[word.length - 1];
let end = "";
const randomize = ([emoji, chance], precise = false) => {
const probability = Math.floor(Math.random() * chance);
const emojitype = EMOJIS[emoji];
if (probability === 0 || precise)
return emojitype[Math.floor(Math.random() * emojitype.length - 1) + 1];
};
if (Object.keys(MARKS).includes(tail)) {
word = word.slice(0, -1);
end = randomize(MARKS[tail]);
if (typeof end === 'undefined')
end = randomize(['sparkles', 4], true);
}
const enclose = (w: string) => w + end + ' ';
const transform = (w: string) => {
let stream = "";
const subsetOf = (sw: string, side: any) =>
sw.slice(side[0]) === side[1] || sw.slice(side[0]) === side[2];
const replaceFrom = (sw: string, side: any, replacements: any) =>
enclose(sw.slice(0, side[0]).replace(replacements[0], replacements[1]) + sw.slice(side[0]));
const defaultReplace = (sw: string, replacement: any) =>
enclose(sw.replace(replacement[0], replacement[1]));
for (const letter in MAPPINGS.letters) {
if (w.indexOf(letter) > -1) {
const [left, right, replaces] = MAPPINGS.letters[letter];
if (subsetOf(w, left))
stream += replaceFrom(w, left, replaces);
else if (subsetOf(w, right))
stream += replaceFrom(w, right, replaces);
else {
stream += defaultReplace(w, replaces);
return stream;
}
}
}
return stream;
};
const stutter = (stream: string) => {
if (stream.length > 2 && stream[0].match(/[a-z]/i)) {
const probability = Math.floor(Math.random() * 5);
if (probability === 0)
return stream[0] + '-' + stream;
}
return stream;
};
const replace_swearwords = (stream: any) => {
for (const w of MAPPINGS.words) {
let [regex, replacement] = w;
regex = new RegExp(regex);
if (regex.test(stream))
return stream.replace(regex, replacement);
}
return stream;
};
let transformed = transform(word);
if (!transformed)
transformed = enclose(word);
transformed = replace_swearwords(transformed);
transformed = stutter(transformed);
return transformed;
};
const result = args
.join(' ')
.toLowerCase()
.split(' ')
.map(uwuify);
message.channel.send(result.join(''));
};
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