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title: Down Under published: 2021-09-27 17:45:00

“A wise man shits, but he does not fart” —Confuscious

Cats

Cats are actually aliens sent from a far away planet to watch over and protect us, few know this. How do you think the pyramids were built? Slaves? pssht The Egyptians worshiped the cats and as a reward they constructed the pyramids for them. How did the British Empire become so vast, and why is it in such disarray now? Well, Queen Victoria was a known cat lover, whereas Queen Elizabeth II has umpteen corgies, I’ll let you figure that one out.

He's literally me.

So true.

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title: Down Under
published: 2021-09-27 17:45:00
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> "A wise man shits, but he does not fart"
> <cite>---Confuscious</cite>

## Cats

Cats are actually aliens sent from a far away planet to watch over and protect us, few know this. How do you think the pyramids were built? Slaves? *pssht* The Egyptians worshiped the cats and as a reward they constructed the pyramids for them. How did the British Empire become so vast, and why is it in such disarray now? Well, Queen Victoria was a known cat lover, whereas Queen Elizabeth II has umpteen corgies, I'll let you figure that one out.

![He's literally me.](https://images.pexels.com/photos/3616232/pexels-photo-3616232.jpeg?auto=compress&cs=tinysrgb&w=1260&h=750&dpr=2)

So true.