Simp-O-Matic

commit d7d635154f51b922068e9eeacd09bfb7939f92d2
parent a317af87350786dd847d5cf4f758ee85f75ba349
Author: Demonstrandum <moi@knutsen.co>
Date:   Thu, 19 Mar 2020 23:31:42 +0000

Merge branch 'master' of github.com:Demonstrandum/Simp-O-Matic

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lib/commands/drug.ts
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+const drugs = {
+	'alcohol': [10000, 100000],
+	'amphetamine': [10, 20, 40, 60],
+	'cocaine': [10, 20, 40, 60],
+	'datura': [10000],
+	'ketamine': [50, 100, 300, 500],
+	'mescaline': [50, 100, 200, 400, 800],
+	'psilocin': [5, 10, 20, 40],
+	'lysergic acid diethylamide': [0.01, 0.1, 0.2, 0.3],
+	'cannabis': [20, 30, 60, 100, 150],
+	'MDMA': [20, 40, 80, 150, 200],
+	'nicotine': [0.3, 0.5, 1, 2, 3],
+	'codeine': [30, 50, 100, 150, 200],
+	'alprazolam': [1, 2, 4, 6, 8],
+	'clonazepam': [2, 4, 8, 16],
+	'phenazepam': [1, 2, 4, 6, 8],
+	'fentanyl': [0.1, 0.5, 0.7],
+	'heroin': [5, 10, 20, 30, 50],
+	'dimethyltryptamine': [2, 10, 20, 40, 60],
+	'nitrous oxide': [20000],
+	'salvia divinorum': [20000],
+	'baclofen': [25, 50, 100],
+	'diphenhydramine': [25, 100, 200, 500, 700, 1000],
+	'dextromethorphan': [100, 200, 400, 800, 1000],
+	'kratom': [1000, 5000, 10000],
+	'memantine': [30, 60, 120, 180]
+}
+export default home_scope => {
+	const { message } = home_scope;
+	const drug = Object.keys(drugs)[Math.floor(25 * Math.random())];
+	message.answer(drugs[drug][Math.floor(Math.random() * drugs[drug].length)] + 'mg ' + drug);
+}+
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